Maybe I'm just out of the loop because I'm not reporting aggressively myself. Or maybe -- I think much more likely -- I'm not in the same crack den with the rest of these good people so the air I'm breathing is clear and I know what is happening in the real world.
Will Republicans uniformly oppose a former member of their own caucus when the issues at stake are complaints that look comical when held up to the light of day? One who was one of the top foreign policy Republicans in the Senate? I doubt it.
Will Democratic senators deny a reelected President Obama his choice for one of the top four cabinet positions when he is quite popular and the expansion of their caucus is due in significant measure to his popularity? Please. Chuck Schumer will oppose the President? Not likely.
So I look forward to Republican crocodile tears on gay rights -- seemingly in large part over something Hagel said in the 90s in support of the Senate Republican caucus's efforts to pillory an openly gay nominee. And yes, perhaps it really will pave the way for a LGBT upsurge of support for Richard Grinnell for President in 2016. But I doubt it.
Otherwise, assuming President Obama nominates him tomorrow, get ready for a Hagel Pentagon.