Hapless Romney aide Jay Garrity, under investigation for impersonating a trooper, realizes he’s become a problem for his boss and takes a quiet leave of absence.
Late Update: Apparently Garrity was pulled over on his way to work today for speeding on the Mass Turnpike by Sherrif Cletus T. Romney and hauled off to the slammer — jmm.
Later Update: Yes, that’s parody.