Okay, I think we’ve got the winner for the most inane Bush-Swift Boat headline.
From the Bloomington, Indiana Herald Times: “Bush calls anti-Kerry ad ‘false and libelous.”
Great work, guys.
Tomorrow in the Winfield Crier: “Bush: I Hate the Swift Boat Guys. End Ads Now!”
Thursday in the Podunk Sentinel: “Bush: I Was on The Boat with Kerry.”
Friday in the Lumpville Courier: “Bush Breaks Silence: Kerry Saved My Life in ‘Nam.”