I'm normally content
to leave carping and whining about popular culture to conservative hacks like Bill Bennet. But let's make an exception.
Last night I caught a few minutes of Weakest Link, the new game show which NBC has imported from the United Kingdom. And I must say it was the ugliest, most wretched thing I think I've ever seen on American television.
If you haven't seen it yet Weakest Link is a sort of hybrid of the Regis Millionaire show, Family Feud and Lord of the Flies. A group of contestants answer questions as a team and then at the end of each round they vote off the lamest member of the squad -- a process engineered to foster hurt feelings, petty quarrels and general lameness.
This whole mess is presided over by Anne Robinson, a prim, starchy, offensive Englishwoman who asks the questions while berating the contestants with wooden taunts and denigrating comments.
This is apparently supposed to be entertaining. And perhaps it would be if Robinson were clever or original or witty and not such a dork herself. But her insults usually amount to the 'you're dumb' variety and don't get much more clever. Sort of Don Rickles without the comedic brilliance, if you get my drift.
Here you can visit the 'brutal truths' section of the show's website and vote for which of her insults has the "most bite." (The caption reads "Anne Robinson is notorious for delivering the Brutal Truth to the contestants before her.")
Watching the show I kept thinking of some episode of Seinfeld when some dolt keeps insulting Jerry. But, sorry, I couldn't quite place it.
In any case, who finds this crap entertaining?
I mean, let's be honest. Without the charm, just what do the Brits have to offer anyway?