Here's how the Get Crackin folks are pegging this YouTube video, which is definitely the hottest thing on the Internet today:
Levi Johnston, father of Sarah Palin's grandchild, shows us how he Gets Crackin'. Show us how you do it. www.getcrackin.com. Show us how you Get Crackin' and you could win $25,000 and see your spot on TV!
Watch and, um, learn(?):
The brand of nuts is indeed sold in the greater D.C. area, and are harvested by the same group who does Everybody's Nuts.