Jon Stewart said last night that he's heard a lot about the enthusiasm gap between Democrats and Republicans this election cycle, which he said amounts to this:
Salivating Republicans are already camping out in front of the polls like they're waiting for the next Harry Potter book, while Democrats remain at home watching tapes of Obama's 2004 "red and blue America" speech, weeping and kicking Funion dust out of their belly buttons.
But, as Stewart pointed out, a "no-brainer" for the Democrats might be to pass the middle class tax cuts right before the election -- but House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer said that wouldn't happen. Stewart knew why: "Because we suuuuuuuck. We came, we saw, we suck."