Enter Mike Tobin, Fox News' man on the ground in Madison.
His job for the past several days has been to stand among state workers and their allies protesting governor Scott Walker, and bring home to viewers just how nasty and dangerous these people are. Assisting him are Fox's many anchors whose role is to play up the toughness of his assignment -- not since Sydney Schanberg and Dith Pran chronicled the fall of Phnom Penh to the Khmer Rouge has a reporter put so much on the line to get the truth to the people.
What makes this all somewhat plausible is that the crowd really doesn't like Fox News. It's often hard to hear Tobin over chants of "Fox News Lies!" which makes the story about Tobin and the element in the crowd that wants to interrupt his broadcast. But that's exactly the spectacle Fox wants. The resulting product is like a cable news version of professional wrestling. Lots of brushes with injury and intimidation, narrated breathlessly by broadcasters sitting ringside -- but at the end of the day everybody goes home and sleeps comfortably.
"These are people who don't respect diverse viewpoints," Tobin told Geraldo Rivera. "They really trample over the First Amendment rights, the First Amendment obligations of a reporter.... I look in their eyes, there is hate in their eyes."
Sometimes his reports are about the protesters' incivility. Sometimes they're about the danger they pose. Almost always, they're about him. At least to some degree.
"This guy's making threats now, says he's going to break my neck," Tobin reports during another live shot.
The seminal moment came last Friday, when Tobin claimed to have been punched by a rowdy protester.
"That guy just hit me," Tobin said during a live remote broadcast.
From that point forward, his anchors have been extra solicitous of him, and the uncomfortable position he's in. Sometimes it borders on lurid.
"Just update them on the assault that took place over the weekend," pressed host Megyn Kelly.
It was here that Tobin had to admit he was never in any mortal danger.
"Assault's kind of a big word," Tobin demurred. "I got a couple of charlie horses and..."
"It is an unwanted touching," Kelly corrected. "Actually, it's a battery, technically, under the law."
"Technically," Tobin allowed, "but I got punched in the arm. It didn't even leave a bruise."