Colbert On ‘Pledge To America’: Everything’s Going To Be Different — Except Anything (VIDEO)

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Stephen Colbert was rather confused last night about the GOP’s “Pledge To America,” since John Boehner announced that it means “we are not going to be any different than we’ve been.” Colbert said: “Yes, everything’s going to be different — except anything.”

But, he continued, at least the Republicans are perkier than the Democrats: “Democrats are feeling disaffected. Which is different than most elections when they are stoked with cautious skepticism.”

Colbert added: “In fact, Democratic self-loathing has gotten so bad that they’ve changed their symbol from the silhouette of a donkey to Eeyore eating a whole chocolate cheesecake.”

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