Stephen Colbert agreed last night with Christine O'Donnell critics who say that she's no Sarah Palin. "It's true," Colbert said. "O'Donnell might serve out her whole term."
He added that he does agree with O'Donnell's stance
that "masturbation is adultery. And I know this is horrible news for my home audience. Many of whom are committing adultery as we speak. Folks, don't panic. There is a simple way to fix this problem -- simply marry your hand."
Colbert then gave an in-depth demonstration of a man-hand wedding.