And watch the presidential ambitions swirl down the drain: Frist subpoenaed by the SEC (aka the Martha police).

Says the Post: "Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-Tenn.) has been subpoenaed to turn over personal records and documents as federal authorities step up a probe of his July sales of HCA Inc. stock, according to sources familiar with the investigation."

Actually, you know what he's thinking: If I knew this was gonna happen I never would have had to demean myself in front of those Justice Sunday whackjobs!

Life's a bitch.

Speaking of which, back to atoning.