The Bergen Record gives the thumbs down to Bamboozlepalooza the day before it chugs into town: "President Bush is supposed to bring his Social Security road show to New Jersey tomorrow. But critical reviews indicate this production tour has been a flop. And hopefully it will soon reach the end of its run - without any Social Security privatization bill reaching Congress. In old Broadway lingo, the president's privatization proposal 'bombed in New Haven.'"

In other Jersey news, protestors gear up for Bamboozlepalooza in the Garden State.