Most of you have likely already seen this. But in case not, and especially if you have impressionable young children, you'll want to know that radical cleric James Dobson has revealed that cartoon character "SpongeBob" is a homosexual and now involved in propagandizing America's youth on behalf of his alternative lifestyle.

With a name like SpongeBob we thought sure the guy was straight. But in cases like these we're always the last to know.