Last Days of Pompeii Watch or Great Moments in CYA parody.

From joint statement released today by Reps. Hastert (R-IL), Boehner (R-OH) and Blunt (R-MO) ...

We have also asked for the creation of a toll-free telephone number for House Pages, parents, grandparents, and staff to confidentially report incidents of concern.

I'm sure this will inspire a lot of confidence in the operation they're running, that the leaders of the House have set up a toll-free number for pages to report sexual advances by members of Congress.